Jan 18, 2021
The Puerto Rican White Supremist Jack survived after giving out is email to and offering to sext with Gay Martin. Weeks ago we found out about a chastity belt that connects to the internet to be locked and unlocked. Now hackers have held a man ransom by demanding bitcoin to unlock his belt. Jess's Shitty Video of the Week comes the closest it ever has to making Ryan puke. Ryan is ready for the robot apocalypse to take him and start the inevitable crumbling of society. Finally get ready to play along with CNP bingo next week.