Mar 14, 2018
Ryan and Dan start off the show by announcing the winner for the twitch contest ! Congratulations BackoisWacko ! Then they figure out who's the biggest douche bag on the show. The previous episode was undecided because Ryan fought with Dan about Ryan sending an unsolicited dick picture to his girlfriend ! Turns out that his girlfriend DID in fact want the penis picture which means Ryan did not get the douche points which means Dan's the biggest douche ! Afterwords, Ryan reads a beautiful story about a man masturbating with an angler fish stomach ! Ryan doesn't think this guy should be embarrassed because as a child, Ryan would fuck and hump everything in his house !