Apr 26, 2020
Jack Thomas is back and is ready to get us to a level of wokeness we could never achieve on our own. First he tells us about how you cant prove 5g towers arnt causing Covid 19 so we should burn them all down. Then we find out that a comet is heading to earth and the only one who can save is Bruce Willis. Dasani is so gross that people would rather not have water than drink it. And finally, manholes covers are being stolen in China so now it is punishable by death.